Hot farmboy wants to plow your Morgan City

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Hot farmboy wants to plow your Morgan City

Romance stricken farmers; don't despair. Here are 30 lines to try this Valentine's Day. Most readers will know that, deep at heart, farmers and rural producers are some of the most romantic people on the planet. They might take to most things with confident gusto, be it wrestling cattle or calibrating a header, but finding that special someone can present a pretty high hurdle. So we slapped an Akubra on Cupid and told him to think beyond the cheesy, inner-city bar-talk when it comes to initiating romantic conversation, and come up with some cheesy, agricultural quips instead. Have you been eating bait because you're drop-dead gorgeous.

Look, I can't wheat to tell you; you make my heart sorghum. Sure, I grow vegetables, not jewellery, but even I know the more carats the better.

Hot farmboy wants to plow your Morgan City

I'm a grain producer but I'm sure tired of going silo. I won't tell you what I grow but I'll give you a hint, sweetpotato. I'm looking to turn my greenhouse into more of a green home, if you'll help me. Yep, I'm immunised against Q-fever but there's no vaccination for love. I'm thinking of getting a new cattle brand just now- U4Me. Do you know much about insecticides? Because I've just been bitten by the love bug. We might be in drought but I'm having a flood of emotions right now.

Hot farmboy wants to plow your Morgan City

I've also got black boots, you know, just in case a wedding comes up or something. I'm all for sensible firearm laws but I'll be blowed if I know when that Cupid is going to rein things in. He's just shot me. I'm not a climate change denier but when you walked in things just got hot. Would you mind if I tested your Brix level? You seem sweeter than most.

Hey honey… oh, sorry.

Hot farmboy wants to plow your Morgan City

I'm a beekeeper and it's a force of habit. I'll buzz off now. Now you know I'm a veggie grower, can I call you pumpkin?

Hot farmboy wants to plow your Morgan City

As a mango grower, I'm used to seeing blushed cheeks. Not usually my own, though. I didn't know this was a stonefruit conference but I'm sure glad I found a peach like you.

Hot farmboy wants to plow your Morgan City

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Hot farmboy wants to plow your Morgan City

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Hot farmboy wants to plow your Morgan City

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Here are 30 ag pick-up lines for farmers